Friday Funnies – Feeling Punny!

 Do you have a pun to share?  Leave a comment and the pun that makes me laugh the most today will win a free book prize. 

  • What is Forrest Gump’s computer password?  1forrest1
  • I wrote a song about a tortilla…well actually… it’s more of a wrap.
  • Paper towels that think they are the best are so self-absorbed.

Cat Pirate

 

  • Did you hear they found new evidence of the missing link?  Hopefully it’s not just another fossil arm.
  • I can hear music coming out of my printer.  I think the paper’s jammin’ again.
  • A book just fell on my head.  I’ve only got myshelf to blame.

Tad Polish

  • Darth Vader can’t find love because he keeps looking for it in Alderaan places.
  • He drove his expensive car into a tree.  Now he knows how a Mercedes bends.
  • If you dream in vivid colours, is that a pigment of your  imagination?

Snowman

  • Sooo grandson has learned about a disease on T.V. that only affects dinosaurs.  He says it’s called:  A reptile dysfunction.
  • A good pun is its own reword.

 

 

 

 

 

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