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- What is Forrest Gump’s computer password? 1forrest1
- I wrote a song about a tortilla…well actually… it’s more of a wrap.
- Paper towels that think they are the best are so self-absorbed.
- Did you hear they found new evidence of the missing link? Hopefully it’s not just another fossil arm.
- I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper’s jammin’ again.
- A book just fell on my head. I’ve only got myshelf to blame.
- Darth Vader can’t find love because he keeps looking for it in Alderaan places.
- He drove his expensive car into a tree. Now he knows how a Mercedes bends.
- If you dream in vivid colours, is that a pigment of your imagination?
- Sooo grandson has learned about a disease on T.V. that only affects dinosaurs. He says it’s called: A reptile dysfunction.
- A good pun is its own reword.