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• What is Forrest Gump’s computer password?  1forrest1

• I wrote a song about a tortilla…well actually… it’s more of a wrap.

• Paper towels that think they are the best are so self-absorbed.

• Did you hear they found new evidence of the missing link?  Hopefully it’s not just another fossil arm.

• I can hear music coming out of my printer.  I think the paper’s jammin’ again.

• A book just fell on my head.  I’ve only got myshelf to blame.

• Darth Vader can’t find love because he keeps looking for it in Alderaan places.

• He drove his expensive car into a tree.  Now he knows how a Mercedes bends.

• If you dream in vivid colours, is that a pigment of your  imagination?

• Sooo grandson has learned about a disease on T.V. that only affects dinosaurs.  He says it’s called:  A reptile dysfunction.

• A good pun is its own reword.